While your dollar is tanking and our federal bankers in China continue to bankroll a war almost no one wants us in anymore, these are the issues that we're supposed to be concerned about:
Mitt Romney is Mormon. (confirmed)
Hillary is a woman. (allegedly)
Mike Huckabee doesn't have a theology degree. (confirmed)
John McCain has a bad temper. (allegedly)
Barak Obama is black. (This is mostly confirmed)
Rudy Guliani likes to fool around. (confirmed)
John Edwards pays alot of money for haircuts. (confirmed)
Dennis Kucinich saw a UFO. (confirmed)
Fred Thompson... nevermind...nobody cares.
Will Ron Paul run 3rd party?