I know you don’t care.
I know most people don’t care.
I enjoyed Pepsi so much as a child that just thinking about it in a glass with that sort of crunchy barrel shaped ice is enough to make me cry. You laugh? You laugh at me? DO I LAUGH AT YOUR DREAMS? I do, you’re right…but I’m a jerk.
I rarely drink a sugary pop that often anymore but when I do, I’m reaching for Pepsi Throwback until it’s discontinued again or some knucklehead in a boardroom changes the formula to something similar to the more conventional taste of fizzy ass tonic now occupying Pepsi bottles.
You go ahead and laugh at me, see if I care. For this has been the happiest I’ve been all day.