I knew it was bad from the start
It began as just a small fart
It happened so fast
That short little blast
But alas it was only a shart
Screw that...limericks are too hard.
Here's a St. Patty's Day Haiku:
Your green overalls
To me a butcher's apron
So God Save the Queen
I barfed on my shirt
I'm wearing green afterall
Fun to be Irish
You try!
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I sit in my office and think
"What is that horrendous stink?
Could it just be me...
or my neighbor Lee?"
Nope, it's crap in the kitchen sink!
There once was a man from Cork.
Who refused to eat any pork.
It's my religion he claimed.
to which his mother exclaimed.
We're not Jewish you stupid dork.
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