One of the cool things about being a guy and having a name that is also used by women is that sometimes your mail can be interesting.
Victoria's Secret sent a coupon offer to me for one free panty.
I'm still debating whether I should head to the mall and get one. I don't know if I can go in there and with a straight face say, "I'm here for my panty."
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Tracy, are you a former Congressional Page for Rep. Mark Foley?
Is that why you quit the Republican Party and became a Libertarian?
Honstly the Republican Party didn't have very many pretty girls at the time I was involved. My access to panties was rather limited. (really has been most of my life but anyway)
I could've gone to the Democrat Party easily as well but there were just too many Seattle-granola types.
That's great.
Maybe if you went in to get your free panty they would stop sending you coupons. Or they might sell your name to a few other women's clothing stores and who knows what you'll be getting in the mail.
While you're there, could you pick me up a powder blue lace thong? I busted right through the band on my last one.
Thanks.
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