Sunday, July 01, 2012

Yeah, so my book is for sale.

What you need to know:
  1. You can get it by clicking here. It is $12 plus shipping and handling.
  2. This is a work of fiction. It contains people who are real and imagined but everyone is captured within the world I created in my own mind. Including myself. I've joked that all autobiographies are mainly fiction...I'm just telling you before hand.
  3. It's 100% self-published. All of the layout and design was done put together by me and my wife.
  4. Chances are if you know me, you or someone you know is fictionally represented in this book. You should buy it and find out what happened to you.
  5. I never planned to make much money on it though I wanted to take what it could make and turn it into a donation for the Everett Gospel Mission. Everett is a Navy town just north of Seattle and is the largest city in the county I live in. The Mission is a powerful force for good in the lives of those who are homeless or have addiction issues. I've known many success stories as a result of their ministry.
  6. Mature audiences should read this. I don't mean just grown up either...I mean if your sensibilities are easily offended then just buy a copy and put it on your shelf and then when someone asks about it just say "Yeah, I know the dumbass that wrote it." and then shake your head dismissively.
  7. I won't ask you what you thought of it...but don't think I don't want to know. Tell me anything you want or say nothing. Just know I won't put you in the awkward position of giving me feedback when all you'd really say was "Look man, I couldn't get past chapter 2."
I will report later on the check I'll write to the Everett Gospel Mission in August.

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