It's that time of year again where I have a cold and my head is in a cloud. I try to stay away from the blog so you all won't get sick too but sometimes I just can't resist. I only have disconnected thoughts now so you'll get my A-game analysis of current events brought to you by Sudafed.
1. Barak Obama has an unfortunate sounding name that will probably plague him. Too close to Osama. His name may as well be Rudolph Shitler.
2. My brother has had his Christmas tree up for a week already. Geez.
3. I had 40 Trick or Treaters this year. The most popular costume was a Pirate.
4. I forgot to shave this morning and now it's really starting to bug me.