These things are fun to believe in:
That the lunar landing was faked.
That someone not named Oswald killed JFK.
That Democrats actually care about minorities and working people.
That Republicans really care about the deficit.
That the Federal Reserve is a corrupt secret society of private bankers.
That Condi and Dubya are getting it on.
That John Kerry's skin is naturally orange.
That Jimmy Page (former Led Zep guitarist) isn't an evil mastermind behind all celebrity deaths.
That listening to Joe Satriani is cool.
That most of you know who Jimmy Page and Joe Satriani are.