- Talk to your neighbors
- Talk to the cats
- Talk to yourself
- Wash dishes
- Clean things
- Hang things up on walls
- Walk around in the house forgetting what you're looking for
- Call Verizon to ask why the DSL isn't hooked up yet
Monday, March 07, 2005
The things you do in a new house...
...when you don't have a computer or television hooked up yet.
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It's more like:
- Say "I'm hungry" to whoever is around, and hope there is something worth eating in the clean, new refrigerator
- Try to figure out how to get heavy computer stuff up the stairs without injuring yourself or others
- Walk around your new house and ponder how much better it is compared to that crappy little apartment, or really almost any place you have ever lived
- Clean the garbage up that has blown into the yard from the neighbors, while muttering curses under your breath
- Have your wife call to find out when the DSL will be hooked up.
It's more like:
- Say "I'm hungry" to whoever is around, and hope there is something worth eating in the clean, new refrigerator
- Try to figure out how to get heavy computer stuff up the stairs without injuring yourself or others
- Walk around your new house and ponder how much better it is compared to that crappy little apartment, or really almost any place you have ever lived
- Clean the garbage up that has blown into the yard from the neighbors, while muttering curses under your breath
- Have your wife call to find out when the DSL will be hooked up.
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