Monday, July 26, 2010

What? Afghanistan going poorly?

I'm shocked.

Thanks to Wikileaks we're learning that even after flushing 1 billion dollars of foreign aid down the craphole that is Pakistan, their spy services are directing the Afghan insurgents with information to fight against U.S. troops.

Maybe 2 billion would get them to stop? 3 billion maybe?

Of course we have to be there in Afghanistan. How else will these poor souls, learn to have democracy unless we are there to occupy their country and eventually steal their lithium deposits.

Two years in to the Obama administration and try as I may I simply can't hear any muttering from the once active anti-war left. If any of you really are against war like you claimed then it's about time to break out your NO WAR FOR OIL LITHIUM signs.

...but on second thought you're probably still trying to figure out how to explain the most recent failures of Keynsian economics. Nevermind. In the long run we're all dead, right?

6 comments:

Gino said...

in regards to al quaida, we need to be there.

but we dont need to be there this way.

Tracy said...

I just wish we were there in some way that people wondered if we were there. If we were hiding in as many caves as they were. Fight a low-key covert war against a loosely organized group of insurgents...but no...we're nation builders and darn good ones too.

Gino said...

thats what i want: dudes in caves, stalking the darkness, keeping those bad guys off balance so they cannot organise and do shit to us again.

like i said...
we HAVE to be there.

we agree.

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