Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Presidential Candidate Anagrams

...and their secret meanings:

Barak Hussein Obama - MARIHUANA AS KEBOBS (High times for Obama)

Bill Richardson - BRR CHILL DO A SIN (A cold man lacking moral authority)

Hillary Clinton - ONLY I CAN THRILL (Enlisted Grump's help on this one)

Albert Gore - BAR TREE LOG - (Tree hugger is against logging)

Joe Biden - I NEED JOB - (Enough said)

Ralph Nader - HARDER PLAN (...for America to swallow.)

Mitt Romney - OMIT MY RENT (for low cost housing)

Rudy Guliani - URINAL ID GUY (Makes the National ID card seem small)

Congressman Ron Paul - CALMER GUN ON ASS PORN (Typical libertarian soft on porn)

Senator John McCain - JOINS A MERCHANT CON (involved in corporate fraud?)

Dennis Kucinich - NUDE CHIC IN SINK (He has a kinky side)

Speaker Newt Gingrich - A CHEEKING TWERP GRINS (This one is almost good)

Tommy Thompson - THY MOM MOP SNOT (He insulted your mother!)

and finally...

Chuck Nagel - LAUGH CHECK (True enough)

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:45 PM

    Chuck Nagel's is the best!

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  2. Anonymous2:04 PM

    I don't get this post at all. Why is this interesting?

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  3. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Somehow anon, this is no surprise that you don't get it.

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  4. Anon,

    Anagrams are made by taking the letters of a word and mixing them up to form other words. In my post I hoped to show how funny some of them can be. That's all. Nothing more.

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  5. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Here's an anagram for Anonymous:

    Oh My! On Anus!

    I'm here to help. This post is extremely helpful. I will vote for Hillary Clinton, based on her anagram. I'd much rather have a President who can thrill rather than some clown who needs a job or who doesn't pay his rent.

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  6. Face it grump, you'd rather have a president with a calmer gun on ass porn...that's a given.

    I think you've unlocked one of anon's secrets. Ha!

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