One of the cool things about being a guy and having a name that is also used by women is that sometimes your mail can be interesting.
Victoria's Secret sent a coupon offer to me for one free panty.
I'm still debating whether I should head to the mall and get one. I don't know if I can go in there and with a straight face say, "I'm here for my panty."
Tracy, are you a former Congressional Page for Rep. Mark Foley?
ReplyDeleteIs that why you quit the Republican Party and became a Libertarian?
Honstly the Republican Party didn't have very many pretty girls at the time I was involved. My access to panties was rather limited. (really has been most of my life but anyway)
ReplyDeleteI could've gone to the Democrat Party easily as well but there were just too many Seattle-granola types.
That's great.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you went in to get your free panty they would stop sending you coupons. Or they might sell your name to a few other women's clothing stores and who knows what you'll be getting in the mail.
While you're there, could you pick me up a powder blue lace thong? I busted right through the band on my last one.
ReplyDeleteThanks.