One is a foolish Catholic, but has good intentions. One is a shady politician that probably has sick fetishes behind closed doors. I vote Cheney for the evil factor. He'd probably fight dirty any way...
il Papa. but then again, being catholic, i gotta have my loyalties.
if its a tag match, i still have to go with il Papa, because the swiss guards are some of the best schooled at close combat, while the secret service, though not slouches, spend too much time talking into their watches. this detracts from actual training time required to mano a mano against the swiss guards (who have a minimum hieght requirement of 6'4".)
Evil Neo-Con mastermind versus Vicar of Christ and former Hitler youth...my vote is Benedict in 10 rounds.
ReplyDeletecheney. no rhyme or reason, just think cheney would win.
ReplyDeleteA double knock out, Rocky style. A panel of judges would then award victory to the Dali Lama.
ReplyDeleteOne is a foolish Catholic, but has good intentions.
ReplyDeleteOne is a shady politician that probably has sick fetishes behind closed doors.
I vote Cheney for the evil factor. He'd probably fight dirty any way...
Da pope of course :)
ReplyDeleteThe pope seems like a safe bet. He still has his knife from his days in the Hitler Youth!
ReplyDeleteConsidering that the Pope Kicks Ass for the Lord. And Cheney is a cheeseburger away from having his ass kicked by his own existance...
ReplyDeletePope Winds!
il Papa.
ReplyDeletebut then again, being catholic, i gotta have my loyalties.
if its a tag match, i still have to go with il Papa, because the swiss guards are some of the best schooled at close combat, while the secret service, though not slouches, spend too much time talking into their watches. this detracts from actual training time required to mano a mano against the swiss guards (who have a minimum hieght requirement of 6'4".)
I vote Benedict. Cheney would probably have a heart attack halfway through the fight and have to be removed to an undisclosed location.
ReplyDeleteCheney is kept alive with the blood of sacrificed virgins. His weak heart couldn't handle the goose-stepping high kicks of the Pope.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure that Cheney can stand having a cross thrust at him, either.
They will both lose and burn in hell.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Donald Rumsfeld.
ReplyDeleteYou might think I'm cheating, but that's actually what happens in this match (See "Ford Administration: Cheney vs. Pius")