I've resisted this blog post for awhile as it is pretty childish and far less sophisticated than our venture into Halloween Haikus. What euphemisms do you have for this...uh...topic above? I'd love to see some original ones.
Here are mine:
Backing the old brown Buick out of the garage.
Making mud pies. (See post from Thanksgiving)
Your turn!
Oldy but goody.
ReplyDeleteDropping the kids off at the pool.
I always liked your term "Mud Scud."
ReplyDeleteOther than that, I really always just say that I "have to crap."
Brown and Serve Sausage
ReplyDeleteWhen I clog the toilet at home, I tell my wife that there's "Quite a log jam in the river today."
ReplyDeleteIt's "Howdy, Doody!" time.
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