Monday, March 07, 2005

The things you do in a new house...

...when you don't have a computer or television hooked up yet.
  • Talk to your neighbors
  • Talk to the cats
  • Talk to yourself
  • Wash dishes
  • Clean things
  • Hang things up on walls
  • Walk around in the house forgetting what you're looking for
  • Call Verizon to ask why the DSL isn't hooked up yet

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:36 AM

    It's more like:

    - Say "I'm hungry" to whoever is around, and hope there is something worth eating in the clean, new refrigerator
    - Try to figure out how to get heavy computer stuff up the stairs without injuring yourself or others
    - Walk around your new house and ponder how much better it is compared to that crappy little apartment, or really almost any place you have ever lived
    - Clean the garbage up that has blown into the yard from the neighbors, while muttering curses under your breath

    - Have your wife call to find out when the DSL will be hooked up.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous9:36 AM

    It's more like:

    - Say "I'm hungry" to whoever is around, and hope there is something worth eating in the clean, new refrigerator
    - Try to figure out how to get heavy computer stuff up the stairs without injuring yourself or others
    - Walk around your new house and ponder how much better it is compared to that crappy little apartment, or really almost any place you have ever lived
    - Clean the garbage up that has blown into the yard from the neighbors, while muttering curses under your breath

    - Have your wife call to find out when the DSL will be hooked up.

    ReplyDelete